Sunday, December 22, 2013

A hardfork of the Bitcoin blockchain is coming, here's why

Edit so people don't think I'm just trolling, here's a synopsis:

  1. A major payment provider partners with a large mining hardware provider to process and generate Bitcoins
  2. The miner / payment provider collude to introduce "taint" into the Bitcoin system thus creating a "token" like system of tainted Bitcoins' that casual users whom never spend their BTC outside of this loop use.
  3. The tainted coins grow in size until enough mining power is achieved in the tainted coins that anonymous coins begin to lose value creating a snowball affect and thus an eventual hardfork.

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Bitcoin's underlying technology, "proof-of-work block-chaining" maintains it's integrity through some simple rules:

  1. Distributed consensus of transactions verified by immense amounts of computation power to avoid corruption (SHA hashing block-discovery)
  2. No central code base, meaning core developers could modify the way the software works but a majority of miners would have to "accept" and "implement" this change in order for it to have an affect on the larger ecosystem. (Double blind)
  3. No central servers of mining locations (no single point of failure in the system)

During my conversations with other's in the community, there is lots of discussion about the danger of a 51% attack, and recently more conversation around "coin-taint" (a sort of scaling back of the anonymous characteristics of Bitcoin). The first being a "bridge too far" in my mind, but the later having some interesting consequences.

Here's why:

Today there is no such thing as an 'anonymous electronic transaction' outside of Bitcoin in the world. Most countries in the world follow the same sets of electronic financial transaction rules and regulations in order to participate. See Walter Stanish's excellent explanation here.

Therefore, I submit, that a payments corporation, lets say "Visa", as an example could launch something of a "progressive taint" attack on the Bitcoin block-chain, under the guise of "Bringing Bitcoin mainstream" all the while taking progressively larger control of the network until a hard-fork occurs.

Step 1:

Our corporate payments processor partners with a large institutional retailer (lets say Amazon) and announces the acceptance of Bitcoin! Amazing! Bitcoin can buy anything in the universe that Amazon sells now, and everyone will be turning in their USD for Bitcoins to buy buy buy this Christmas.

But there's a catch - the Bitcoins Amazon/Visa accept for payments may start out as plain ol' Bitcoins, but through a clever use of the block-chain, this large retailer's payment processor can introduce "taint" into the coins that it touchesMarking them in some way so that they can be tracked once they are than sold back into the digital ecosystem.

Step 2:

Miners and users could easily strip out this taint, and tumble the coins, cleaning them so to speak. But one also has to remember that there is a large contingent of mining hardware sitting idol that has long since past it's profitable life.

The payments processor could offer incentives to the miners to begin mining again with their hardware, and pay them a nice premium to hash blocks, so long as the only transaction they include in the blocks include taint for tracking customer information (a valuable commodity to any corporation, and one that the cost of tracking customers spending habits in Bitcoin would easily be worth making)

Bitcoin Mining BORG

Step 3:

Once the the payment processor has captured a large enough potion of mining hardware, they can essentially hard-fork the block-chain into: "tainted and untainted" sets of coin transactions. Tainted transactions with all the history and identifying factors a traditional financial institution requires of it's customers now are useful to the payments processor. Sure "traditional" anonymous Bitcoins will still exist, just like cash, but like the cartels cash, you can't just deposit at your local 'Wells Fargo'.

Feel free to post your disagreements with my theory I would love to read them. This isn't ground-breaking stuff. I'm just pointing out the rather obvious fact that Bitcoin (as it exists today) will never be a mainstream payments system without taint.

Full Disclosure: I actively trade, and mine Bitcoin, and Litecoin, and have worked on a variety of projects in the space. I day trade and so am neither long/or short any positions in Bitcoins for very long.

Other interesting reading on Bitcoin blockchain forking: (Selfish mining paper)

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

To get out of my contract with T-Mobile: I'm suing

T-Mobile has recently been holding themselves out as the first wireless carrier to ditch the "contract for subsidized headset" business model. The wireless carrier instituted this pivot in early 2013, in what I assume, was an attempt to gain back some market share. 

T-Mobile has lost ground in recent years: they were one of the last carriers to offer the iPhone in the US and had one of the slowest LTE Rollouts. Again both of these changes happened in early 2013, so it's safe to say T-Mobile is into a "full court press" to keep from falling into irrelevancy in the US domestic market following the failed takeover bid by AT&T

Needless to say, before this abrupt "about face" T-Mobile followed the cut and dry business plan carriers have been following since...well...whenever...subsidized headsets in exchange for service agreements.

So when I became dissatisfied with my service, I didn't expect much, and I wasn't wrong. T-Mobile is amongst the most often complained about consumer product companies. 

A few hours with of phone-calls to T-Mobile yield "technical support" such as: "visiting a T-Mobile store" (Where an employee suggested I download a "signal boosting app") or that I "reset" the headset, and call them back if things did not improve. When asked: "What is T-Mobile's accepted dBm range to be considered providing the superior quality of service you speak of given my proximity to a newly LTE enabled tower?" the response: "dBm? What's that?" 

Sex-appeal not quality of service
T-Mobile does not offer "Micro-Cells" for low-quality service areas, but instead relies on built in "wifi-calling" features on most of it's WiFi enabled phones. A feature that is of "dubious quality at best". 

I have an Comcast Wireless-N Router and a 2nd router Linksys WRT310N running DD-WRT as a repeater in my 1200 sqft. apartment, and I am still unable to maintain a phone-call at near "acceptable quality", for example, the call not dropping at least once every 5-10 minutes. 

On the phone with T-Mobile customer support, I was repeatedly offered a minor service discount: 10% a month for 6-months. I eventually learned that like T-Mobile's "Consumer Relations Office" a PO BOX in New Mexico, the only way to "escalate further" is to contact T-Mobile's "legal department" by written correspondence only.

So with the help of my attorney, that's exactly what I've done. 

My attorney has dispatched a demand letter that spells out my specific complaints, my experience, and my desire to terminate my relationship with T-Mobile without the prejudice of a $300 "early termination fee".

You might wonder why I'm so worked up about $300? Most days I make that before lunch. The money is hardly the issue. The issue I want to address is:
"the abuse of contractual clauses and terms of service agreements by large companies against their customers because most consumers are unwilling or unable to take legal recourse to defend themselves."
Other companies Google or Paypal, are infamous for using "terms of service" agreements to terminate relationships with or without due process of law.  

The age of quality service in America maybe long dead, but I want to fight to make sure that "terms of service" stand the litmus test of a "court of law" before I give T-Mobile another dime of my hard-earned money.      

I will update with the results of this little experiment. If T-Mobile responds to my attorney with a less than favorable result, I will be moving forward with litigation 

In case you're curious (and if you found this I'm sure you are):

T-Mobile's Legal Department Address  
12920 SE 38th St., Bellevue, WA 98006-13850
No phone number provided, or listed.

T-Mobile's Consumer Relations Address
P.O. Box 37380 Albuquerque, NM 87176-7380
No phone number provided, or listed.

Legal services provided by: Dell Law Office

Screen Captures
No service @ Home 

"Data Roaming" warning on my patio

T-Mobile US LTE ECN Setting

New high-rise construction is taking place (2012-2015) in-between my apartment and all local towers

Open Signal is an excellent free tool to monitor your coverage and tower locations

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Bitcoin exchanges: "Flying Under the Regulators Radar"

Regulators searching for Bitcoin exchanges
I think some of the most exciting advances in BTC Trading Technology and Exchanges are doing their best to remain "under the radar" due to intense fears about their "legal status" as money-service's businesses, etc. 

Read an interesting piece today about the 'rent vs. own' aspect of becoming a MSB and how CoinX (July's winner of best start-up pitch at Light Squared Ventures Bitcoin Night, which I attended) is obtaining their own MSB license in every-state they want to operate, instead of going the 'rent' route. 

So that explains why they're so quiet...don't splash the pool well your trying to swim across. At the same time are they sacrificing 'first mover advantage'? 

Some foreign exchanges like HK based Bitfinex (full disclosure: I'm a user there) - have gained volume and the financial strength to push forward with licensing in the US. The unanswered question is: are they doomed to go the MtGox route and have accounts shuttered at the slightest sign of indiscretion

At the same time, those chasing 'First to Market' with professional market features like NYC based Coinsetter are in private-beta, and paper-trading mode, presumably why they wait to clear regulatory hurdles. 

There's also Atlanta, based CampBX, whose live market is begging to show signs of life inspite of a rather uncertain regulatory environment, they maybe the most active real-money BTC exchange in the US...

Others maybe just going for it, like Australian(?) based BTCSX 

So I want to propose a question: Are all Bitcoin Related Businesses the same?

The recent New York State financial regulation probe not withstanding. Should regulators consider separating "Exchanges" into a separate category than "Broker/Dealers" or "Payment transmitters" based on the types of financial services they offer? 

Early exchanges (MtGox for example) offer payment processing APIs and other features that more closely resemble a blended service like a traditional banking institution, but we've seen the last days of the "Non-banking Entity" fade on Wall St. and if history is any mean, I think Bitcoin's history is like the 200 years of western banking compressed into a few short years! 

It certainly still seems like the Bitcoin Exchange Game is one of a 'baby deer' lost in the regulators 'woods', and for those hard-core Bitcoiners' it's easy to forget: Bitcoin itself maybe pretty resilient, but, as one of the speakers at Bitcoin 2013 pointed out, it could be regulated until it becomes inconsequential.  

Mentioned Exchanges: CoinX (, Bitfinex (, Coinsetter (, MtGox (, ( and CampBX (

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Technology VS. Religious Zealotry

pig on hackernews posted: We need an NRA for privacy. And it got a lot of play. That's good. As the majority of techie's are left-coast liberals whom regard the NRA as a manifestation of everything that's wrong with the world: "the NRA is a bunch of violent, ignorant, bigoted, religious zealots". 

The underlying subtext of what pig's question was: "How could a bunch of ignorant bigots control such a powerful lobby capable of shaping the destiny of America's collective will in the 21st Century", and how could such an important concept: "digital privacy", have so few people lobbying, shouting, and voting this contempt of the laws as they exist today?

I propose: the idea of "independent progressive thought" that rejects "group think" - "religion" - "blind faith in ideals", and embracing "independence", "revolutionary ideas", that has so long guided the tech-minded, maybe they're rejection of religious zealotry will be their own undoing.

The NRA is powerful not because it's ideas or members are so intelligent, or well thought out, or devoid of glaring hypocrisy: they're powerful because religious zealotry is powerful...blind adherence to a set of ideas of principles in-spite of ALL logic, is more powerful than any degree of independent thought will ever be.

Don't believe me. Tell that to the Monks whom set themselves on fire to protest the Roman Catholic Church, the Indian Religious Shaman whom starve themselves and live a life of adjunct poverty in the streets rank with disease, the holy warriors of the Mujahideen, or the Zen Buddist whom rejects worldly possessions.

Hates the Catholic Church.

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 KJV)

Rejecting consumerism?

Thinking for yourself.

Probably gonna have a hard-time getting another job because of religious beliefs.
Gave up a pretty cushy life to live a cave. Ultimately martyred living in a mansion.  Probably doesn't want starving followers to know about that one.

Defending your spiritual homeland.
Religion is about faith, religious zealoutry is about adherence to an interpretation of a belief system to a degree that one would sacrifice him or herself for that cause. 

A citizen contemporary society, I know quiet the opposite is true. We sacrifice alright: morality for modernity, the spiritual for the earthly, the humble for the heathonistic, and the private soverign of our lives for the convenience of information at our fingertips. The platform to broadcast the most asinine vanity egos in exchange for all seeing eye of society to judge our leaders and heros by the content of the tweets. #awesome

I'm no different than the next person. I'm a digital lab-rat. It'd take all of 2-3 seconds for Jack Black to geo-locate my caffeine addicted ass and have me targeted for round-the-clock surveillance. Hell I'd probably "Check-In" at Starbucks and the 4-Square API would have an easier time finding me than my GPS tracker in my phone (read soon to be implanted under skin). 

Progressivism idealizes the independence of the self from institutions and rejection of conformity to traditional doctrine (religion). Arguing that the benefit of the many redounds to the empowerment of the few. As opposed, to say, conservatism, which argues the greed of the individual is to the benefit of the many. 

The totalitarians and communists downplayed symbols of religion and tradition as threats to the hegemony of control, the association between religion and conservatism not withstanding. 

More contemporarily, or at least in the Western World: Liberals dogmatically attack religion in state institutions weather it be a Christmas Tree at the capitol, the Ten-Commandments on the court-room wall, or a preyer at a public high-school graduation. They argue the fundamental separation of church and state in the US constitution is sacrosanct, just like constitutionally protected freedom of speech. Are they defending the constitution or Progressivism against against the oppression of religion? (And while they're so keen on defending the 1st, 3rd, and 4th amendment to the constitution I guess the 2nd is just well...ummm?)

"The voice of God is government." - Greg Graffin, Bad Religion

What I'm getting at here is, humans aren't infallible, institutions are even less so, and religions and social norms are even more susceptible to the immorality of group think. So why assume that a state / an institution / a government / a society that doesn't take it's morality from a religion is any more capable of making moral decisions.


Dare I say it, god, irony, or karmic balance, whatever you want to call it has a way of making fools of us all. 

So doesn't it make sense that the self-impowering nature of the internet and technology to break down the barriers of to freedom of information, to empowering people to stand up for their liberties ("Twitter and Facebook are the reason the Arab Spring happened!" - CNN, "Mark Zuckerberg should get the Noble peace prize!" - Another asshole on MSNBC) might have a darker more sinister side to it?

Evangelized by the very people whom so zealously believed in freedom, self-empowerment and rejecting religiosity, might need some religious zealotry to save them from themselves?

"Life in the modern far out of reach...desperate souls in this electric sea...It's a tale about the end of the world...encrypted in the heart of us all. I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna say, I don't wanna know, I don't wanna prey... We are the dark. We are the light. We are the voice you hear at night. We are the architects of void. We right the wrongs, we built the bombs, we put the heavens in the sky" - Strung Out, City Lights. 

PS. I just liked the Strung Out song because (1) It's punk (2) The lyrics mention religion, the modern world, the world "void" (common in programming) and encryption... smiley face emojii

Monday, August 12, 2013

PGP Privacy 2 Go

So if your like me, seek help.

I mean seriously. These morbid delusional fantasies about the future of war and technology? Staying awake all night writing software to trade internet funny money (read: Bitcoin)? You get the picture. Your fit for a straight jacket.

Or you need a vacation. Which means it's time to hit the road without your trusty "security hardened" laptop. Your machine is security hardened right? You haven't been using those 'cloud based' services have you!? You host your own email, file sync, music streaming, calendar, and social network from a server under secure lock and key on a redundant internet connection to your condo right?! Not. The cloud is a convenient solution for all of this, unfortunately, it's also an extremely convenient solution for the government to spy on you.

Lets leave the politics of it out here. That's not the point of the post. You want to use Gmail. I get it. I use it. It's fast, reliable, it's servers are these crazy shipping container lego-blocks that can be shipped by train into Mexico in the event of nuclear war...making your email more safe from radiation poisoning than your sorry Starbucks sipping ass. Jordan searches frantically for his stash of iodine tablets but only discovers used Starbucks gift-carts. 

So the next best thing before you go-ahead and upload your email messages to the Utah Data Center for NSA perusal, is to use PGP, which if your reading this I'm relatively confident your already familiar with. If not, it's not hard to understand, but next to retarded difficult for your everyday operating system manufacturer, or email service provider to include with their services.

Once your email is encrypted with PGP, short of obtaining your private key from your physical machine (more on that later), it's extremely cost prohibitive, if not impossible, for anyone but it's intended recipient to read it while it sits for eternity on a hard-drive in central Utah.

The issue for most people whom have taken this precaution, is that the tools are inconvenient. For example, they, unlike your modern email client (Gmail) aren't as portable. Take for example, GPGMail, a reliable and improving tool for managing for managing PGP messaging with OS X Mail on top of OpenPGP. Great already hard enough. At least it grabs public keys attached to emails from your comrades, and stores them for future use.

You see what I'm saying, no wonder no one uses this stuff. Too fucking hard.

In that case... what happens once you've got some encrypted communication going on, and you want to read / send encrypted emails on the go with Gmail? Enter Mailvelope. A handy browser plugin, that allows you to PGP encrypt your webmail as your composing and reading on the go. With Chrome Browser Sync, once you login to your browser, this plugin should be made available to you where-ever you go. As inconvenient as it might be, the last little bit is to hang-on to your private key. I'll leave that part up to you.

Mailvelope Homepage
The issue I ran into was, I had already generated my PGP Pub/Priv key pair on my home machine, and wanted to use it while I was on the go.

Nothing abstract here.

Just a little demo of how to use the same private key to read your encrypted emails using Chrome.

Ok, so first we need to "export" our private key out of our PGP Keychain. Go ahead and open up the keychain in OS X (I usually type "Keychain" in the Spotlight search).

Go ahead and cmd-click, your key-pair, and choose "Export".

Make sure 'Allow secret key export' is checked. Once this is done, the text-file you create will be your "key to the kingdom" so to speak, as it will include a public and private key-pair. 

Doesn't look like much. But there is a lot of information here. Most importantly, your private key should only be placed and left on a browser on a machine you trust won't be compromised.

 Next, lets install the Mailvelope plugin on our Chrome Browser:

Once installed, go ahead and open the plugin (from it's setting's button on the top-right corner of the browser), and than choose the "Import Keys" menu.

This was kind of confusing for me, as I didn't realize you could also import private keys here. I gave it a shot, and it worked. So good on you Mailvelope. 

Paste the entire text of the Pub/Priv key-pair file you just exported into the text box.

Ok, now your good to go. 

Next, open up Gmail and start to compose a mail, and you'll notice a new little button, click it to open a PGP Mail composer from Mailvelope. Hit the "Lock" button.

And than choose your recipient (I'm sending this message to myself to demonstrate).

Your message is encrypted using the public-key of the recipient.

Now the message is placed in the composer as a PGP encrypted message, safe and secure, ready for upload to the government (:

Last step, receiving, and decrypting PGP encoded mail. I hit send, and the message appears in my inbox, as I was the intended recipient. The message is encrypted, but Mailvelope adds a button to my Gmail editor window to decrypt it. I click it, and am asked to unlock my private key (the private key passphrase is sort of a security of last resort to keep others from reading your messages)

And walla, your message is decrypted and has a "water-mark" behind it which has some significance, though I didn't read that far into the Mailvelope documentation.

PGP encrypting security tends to break down around "Physical breaches" of your private key. If you carry it around on an unencrypted USB-stick, or it's stored on your "secure machine" (read: laptop protected with your ex-girlfriends favorite nick-name for your penis as a password), there is a pretty good chance it can be compromised. 

There is more here, consider using a public-keyserver. These servers allows others to grab your key, and encrypt messages to you without you handing them your public key via a message. It also allows you to, in theory (I believe), issue a certificate with a key that allows you to "expire" the key-pair periodically, in-case of theft. Though that is beyond the scope of this blog post, I will be looking into that more in the future, but lets keep it simple for today.

As for physical security, I recommend a gas-powered AR-15 Platform rife, and a few hundred hours of close-quarters combat training. If you don't have this, maybe a mean dog, and a deadbolt. We're all susceptible one way or least now your a little less so to government intrusion into your email box.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

Evangelizing "MEAN STACK"

Any self-respecting "Brogrammer" like me knows how to program in Javascript. When startups try to test your skill set in "lingo" like: "Backend" (and by backend I an ass man, bro?) Your typically response is: "a whole bunch of stuff that isn't Javascript." 

Guess what: with MEAN STACKNot anymore dude. Yeah, you just went from alert('Hello World'); monkey to full-stack developer...HIGH FIVE.

For a good time, check out: Brosciencelife on Youtube

MEAN STACK, as conceptualized by Valeri Karpov in the blog post linked above, is not new technology, and it's not even based on any new components. It's just, in my opinion, an exciting layering of existing technologies that all run on JavascriptmongoDB, ExpressJS, AngularJS, and NodeJS. And let me tell you: this bad boy cuts through your projects like a hot knife through butterRighteous swell, bro.

Lets get down to it. I'd heard the hype: NodeJs is performant, non-blocking, and easy to learn. (See pretty much everyone at GluCon), and I'd also heard the jeers, Ted Dziuba, etc. (though 
I can't find any of their posts anymore, just mentions of them ... interesting)
var express = require('express'); var app = express();
var server = http.createServer(app).listen(app.get(3000), function() {
console.log('Express server listening on port ' + app.get('port'));


I know it takes more than that ... but you get the idea. Nothing new there.

So I thought I'd try an example of an operation I hadn't seen a lot of floating around on the interwebz: Streaming new DB entries in realtime out to a page via WebSockets.

This is where it gets really interesting (at least it did for me) using MongoDB's streaming cursors, with capped data-collections. To create basically a one-stop message-queue real-time to web-socket buzzword orgy of awesomeness.

First define a schema in Mongoose, and add a tailable find:
var BidSchema = new Mongoose.Schema({
    price : { type : Number },
    amount : { type : Number } }, 
    { capped: { size: 5242880, max: 1000, autoIndexId: true }});

var Bid = db.model('bidSchema', BidSchema);

var bidStream = Bid.find().tailable().stream();

I ran into some issues at first when I tried this. 
MongoError: tailable cursor requested on non capped collection

Next we setup a SocketIO to send our results out to the page as they are entered into the database:

var ioserver = require('').listen(server);
var clientsocket = null;

ioserver.sockets.on('connection', function(socket){
 clientsocket = socket;
 var timeout = null;
 bidStream.on('data', function (doc) { 
  clientsocket.emit('bid', doc);
 }).on('error', function (err) {
   console.log('error: '+err);
 }).on('close', function () {
   // the stream is closed

Next we setup our client-side, AngularJS Controller:
      var socket = io.connect('http://localhost');

      function BidsController($scope, $http, $window){
        $scope.bids = [];

        $ = function(bidForm){
          $'/placebid', { bid : $scope.newBid }).success(function(response){

        $window.socket.on('bid', function (bid) {

And our Jade Template display:

      h1 Enter a bid:
      form(name="bidForm", ng-submit="save(bidForm)")
        input.form-control(type="text", ng-model="newBid.price", name="price", placeholder="Enter a price.")
        input.form-control(type="text", ng-model="newBid.amount", name="amount", placeholder="Enter an amount.")
      table(style="border:1px solid black;")
          tr(ng-repeat="bid in bids")
            td(style="border:1px solid black;") {{bid.price}} 
            td(style="border:1px solid black;") ${{bid.amount}}

Bam. That was easy. Like I through butter...!

Now your a full-stack developer, with plenty of time to go get stacked at the gym.

So get out there and get it brogrammer!

Source: Github here

PS. The whole "bro" thing was not a knock on the MEAN Stack - I've just been watching too much: Brosciencelife on youtube, that hitting the gym all week getting rock-swol for the Denver Triathlon. 

PSS. I'm still having trouble with the streaming cursor in mongoDB returning duplicates/triplicates of the same documents. I'll update if I figure it out, or someone comes along on stackoverflow.

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Form Response to Recruiters

Dear Recruiter (Your Name here),
Thanks for your interest in Jordan Baucke ("Programming's Bad Boy" TM)
Jordan is confident that role you are offering him is probably very exciting.
Jordan is currently only entertaining offers from Top Tier Software Companies (those companies that have strong name recognition nationally and internationally), those companies that are located in the Denver Metro Area and are quoting at least $130k in salary before benefits, and those companies that are actively working with Bitcoins (
Thank you for your time, Jordan won't be passing your job offer onto anyone because, frankly that's your job, and he doesn't want to do it for you.
Jordan Baucke
(Dictated, but not read)

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Anonmous Society Or Bitcoin to fund a War

I think everyone is starting to get over the initial "panic towards all things privacy" after the Snowden leaks. And I'm less than reassured the the world will dramatically change following the rather obvious nature of the way Nation States are spying on their citizens private lives. I'd rather consider the implication of longer term trends. I think the conceptualization behind anonymous "cryto-currencies", like Bitcoin, is a rather important long-term trend the cause-effect nature of which is a rather long ways off. So today I'm asking myself, our society were truly an "Anonymous Society" would be any better off? And what effect would it have on "war as the health of the state"?

The first and second "Opium Wars" were essentially trade disputes between the British and Chinese over the fall in tax revenue for the Chinese dynasty due to merchants skirting treaties. The British won, and established what is today one of the largest banking centers in the world, largely to facilitate and finance the shipping of narcotics around the world.

During World War I, the British borrowed heavily from Wall St. banks in the United States to finance their defense against the Germans, great economic debates that are still raging today about the role of government monetary intervention in the value of it's currency originated in the aftermath (think Keynes v. Hayek)

The Spanish conquistadors slaughtered thousands of indigenous Indians (and enslaved the rest, or gave them Smallpox, whatever, sucked to be them...) in a quest for endless troves of gold. Which the monarchy ultimately used to fight other wars, build itself enormous palaces (see picture of me next to Palace of Escorial, Spain), all while the majority of the country remained relatively impoverished. See this awesome picture of me next to a giant castle in Spain.

As I mentioned in a previous post, governments and the powerful have been able to finance war pretty much the same way, and with the same consequences since Sodom and Gomorrah. 

But wait you say: Bitcoin is about individual empowerment and peace! The idealist in us all (conservative and liberal alike) wants to imagine that a return to individual financial empowerment might sow the seeds of utopian prosperity and peace. Conservatives imagine religion and personal liberty free from the intervention of social welfare. Liberals imagine corporations unable to act in the interest of the many at the expensive of the few or the environment. Libertarians are crackpots, whom see black-helicopters and fear "globalist eugenists pigs" -Alex Jones.

I would like to point out, however, that an Anonymous Society is far from a utopia. I'm not advocating for the hauntingly Orwellian nature of our digital society as it exists today. I just want to speculate, that in an anonymous state we are as much the "mob mentality" as we are the individual.

Example: An anonymous posting appears on the internet:
"$100,000,000 has been placed in Bitcoin currency escrow deliverable to anyone whom kills Mark Zuckerberg, his wife, immediately family member, or likewise Sheryl Sandberg and her immediate relatives. 
Here is the Bitcoin address where you can see the balance of funds: "..."
 In order to prove that you were indeed the person whom has executed this operation you must submit the following to ..."
You might say to yourself: why would any individual want to make such a horrible threat? Imaginary foreign fund manager lost $1,000,000,000 of the Prince's money in the Facebook IPO... kiss my ass Wall St. lawsuit, I want blood.

The point of this story might be far fetched, but... I don't think it's beyond comprehension that now Mark Zuckerberg and Sheryl Sandberg's family won't be cruising down to Dairy Queen without enough armed security to handle Los Zetas, and they better check that take-out for poison ):

$100,000,000 is a lot of money to most people. And plenty of people have killed over a lot less. So I don't think it's far fetched to imagine some desperate, greedy person would attempt to act on such an offer, probably for much less in-fact. And no amount of security can protect you and your whole family from the totality of every nameless "Anonymous" society member. Eat the rich and powerful? More like the rich using the poor to eat the rich.

The Anonymous Society is it's own judge, jury and executioner, self-proclaimed Anonomous Spokes man ... said so himself. Forget about being ravaged by social media George Zimmerman. 1000 Tweets a second aren't really going to stop Koney ... except if he's trying to keep his Tweetdeck with a search for "#koney2012" from crashing...than he's fucked. 

However, $100,000,000 in Bitcoin donations paid to a PMC to invade an otherwise backward country and put down an under-funded contingent of child-soldiers in central Africa? In Anonymous Society Occupy Wall St. and your local non-profit are packing heat, and governments and corporations aren't the only one's hiring the big guns. Assassination can be crowd funded! Yay!

ps. I chose Mark Zuckerberg purely by chance after reading this blurb about a documentarian that ambushed him at his house recently. I don't have anything for or against him or Sheryl Sandberg.



Saturday, June 29, 2013

Bitcoin's Religion Problem

Call me Satoshi...

No I won't go that far. However, I will attempt to make a few parallels between the state of the Bitcoin market today and, well, Moby Dick, religion, Wall St., and the future of it all.

Imagine with me the typical trading day on: Magic The Gathering Online Exchange... anemic volume (calm seas), BTC-E and IRC Trollbox rumors (the birds)... and than low and someone with a lot of money or Bitcoin surfaces...the whale..."He Rises!"

In case you don't follow: I'm using what to Captain Ahab and his men as a euphemism for what happens to all the Bitcoin traders, market participants, investors and long-term holders. No one shared Ahab's fervent hatred for the White Whale, and they all give up... the same goes for Bitcoin. The religious few, the Libertarian and Occupy Wall St. crowd will pursue the financial institutions as they exist today until the ends of the earth. For them, Bitcoin is religion, for the rest, however, Bitcoin is just, well money. 

Money that's unstable, hard to understand, and with a lot more trouble than it's worth.

Around the same time Moby Dick was published, Wall St. looked something like this:
Yeah, people stood near each other and traded, occasionally by telegraph or whatever, but most importantly, they traded directly with: each other. Unlike today, when individuals trade with endless oceans of algorithmically controlled shares. 

Occasionally people got rich, more often than not people got poor, and the rest played out like a bell-curve, and over time we arrived at the present. Wall St. became the financial world's Vatican, and like all religions, more than few wars were fought in it's name.

Love it or hate it, Wall St., like a religion, built itself a few facilities to embed itself into the landscape of civilization:
  1. Bank branch locations (think local churches of a particular faith)
  2. Financial advisors (think various levels of priests, pastors, etc.)
  3. Played local and national politics (think of a religion that didn't do this, the Pope runs his own country)
  4. Fought wars (trading is war, financing weapons manufactures and mercenaries is war, think of the crusades...)
Bitcoin promises to be different: everyman is own bank, we can throw of the chains of Wall St. oppression, fees, financing of wars, bullshit financial advisors whom pimp you mutual funds into your strictly enforced 401k, and a litany of other advantages that only a technology, no a religion could provide, and most importantly, we can trade with one another like free people are supposed too, or at least like they did in the 1850's on Wall St.

Also, a technology started by a mysterious pseudo-anonymous mathematician whom vanished from the internet makes a good genesis for a religion...but I digress.

There is just one problem: Like religion, the vast majority of people aren't financial zealots: they don't care about any of this. Financial obligations make them miserable, but life makes people miserable. Yet everyday they keep slogging it out.

Which brings me to my point: I'm not advocating that Bitcoiners abandon their religion. Far from it in fact, religion is a powerful ally. Arguably, more powerful than money. However, I am willing to argue for the establishment of exactly the institutions that made Wall St., what it is today:
  • Brokers/dealers. With the ability to absorb the "Whale Effect", create stability amongst market participants, ability to vouch for participants credit and clear their trades. 
  • Playing politics. Advocating for Bitcoin, doing what all politicians do: promise people changes that will make their lives better. Prepare for some give and take.  
  • Advisors and bank style local locations. Believe it or not, people have a hardtime with change. I'm sorry, but as much as it might make Bitcoiners sick to their stomach: the vast majority of people need to be able to touch and feel their money in some way, no-one can touch the internet yet.
  • Prepare to fight wars. Hong Kong, one of the world's financial meccas was original established in a war between the British and Chinese over the Opium trade. Fiat currency systems and central banking might finance wars by nation states the same way war has been financed since Sodom and Gomorrah. Taking it to an extreme, Bitcoin could be used by corporations and investors to fund wars as well. Imagine an investment fund or corporation that raises money to hire mercenaries and provide them with weapons to invade and liberate North Korea!? The pay-off: The economic value created for the original investors when they were first-to-market with their services for 20 million newly free Koreans!
Moby Dick's centers on the meaning of one man's hatred and religion and it's ability to consume him. Bitcoiners have religion, that's not a bad thing, but if they ever want to achieve more than cult status, they're going to have to realize that fervent hatred of central banking, war, and all the things institutional can set them back further than chasing whales ever can.

“Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian.”

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

T-Mobile Tethering w/ Google Chrome...or what the hack?

I've been tethering my rooted T-Mobile Android phones for over 2 years now. First I used the myTouch 4g, and more recently a Samsung Galaxy S3.

Recently, however, when connected to my T-Mobile Wifi Hotspot on my laptop, and browsing in Google Chrome my url requests are trapped and I'm redirected to a page like this:

This only seems to happened when browsing non-SSL (http) sites in Chrome and not when using SSL (https), as you can see from a similar request made immediately before this one to Github's SSL address:
Also, this doesn't seem to be happening in Firefox, Safari, or Opera when browsing via a T-Mobile tethered connection. So it begs the question? What is this voodoo? Is T-Mobile reading my Http requests and examining the user agent of the browser and redirecting me?* 

If so why wouldn't they redirect other desktop browsers? 

Furthermore, while I'm tethered, I typically start receiving PUSH messages from T-Mobile badgering me to upgrade to a paid tethering subscription. Again, unless the phone is sending some notification that it is using a tether back to the provider, I'm not sure how they are aware I am tethering.

Speed/Continued connectivity: Anyways, as I am well short of my monthly cap on bandwidth usage at 4G I haven't had any connectivity problems other than when I'm traveling at high-speeds in a car or train. The speeds are "OK" given my signal and amount of movement. There doesn't seem to be any attempt by T-Mobile to punish this transgression, on my bill or with my connectivity.

Samsung Galaxy S3 + Android 4.1.1 ROM based AOKP, I've used various ROMs that have tethering available. The most recent of which seem to keep the T-Mobile Hotspot management app, but others don't, and I've had the same issue.

So what is going on here? 

*This was an idea suggested by a colleague of mine after describing the problem. It would make sense, as it would be hard for them to capture the user-agent of an SSL encrypted request. This still begs the question about the other desktop browser user agents!