Dear Recruiter (Your Name here),
Thanks for your interest in Jordan Baucke ("Programming's Bad Boy" TM)
Jordan is confident that role you are offering him is probably very exciting.
Jordan is currently only entertaining offers from Top Tier Software Companies (those companies that have strong name recognition nationally and internationally), those companies that are located in the Denver Metro Area and are quoting at least $130k in salary before benefits, and those companies that are actively working with Bitcoins (www.bitcoin.org).
Thank you for your time, Jordan won't be passing your job offer onto anyone because, frankly that's your job, and he doesn't want to do it for you.
(Dictated, but not read)